Why does nearly every adult trying to analyze children’s media sound like they’ve never encountered a child? Or media? Or analysis?

Guy Fieri, or Yugi Fire as he’s know in the underground scene, is a huge battle rapper. Probably the biggest one in the underground rap battle category of Chew and Spit (rapping while eating). I’ve seen him drop twenty verses while eating a reuben sandwich the size of his thigh. His sriracha freestyle is still the…

Whoever gets nominated by the Insane Clown Party.

Eh, I’m still voting for him over Kid Rock next year.

He was at the rink. If you look to the left at 2:09 in the goodnights video, he almost falls down, but then catches himself and makes a face like “Whoo boy, good thing I didn’t fall down on live television!”

That teddy bear sketch was brutal.

Was Luke Null even at the rink? Or was he waiting patiently on the stage, because everyone forgot about him?

Perkins.

Loved the cast ice skating at the end!

“...until all the women start to come.”

Looking forward to ‘Hamilton: Civil War’.

So we have officially entered the “Hamilton” extended universe, then?

Ben would’ve been such a baller today...until all the women start to come forward.

I have a sneaking feeling Quentin Tarrantino is going to cook up some kind of Hollywood revenge pic specifically starring blacklisted actresses.

It was a running joke among my friends and I, “Whatever happened to Mira Sorvino? Wasn’t she supposed to be a big deal?” I feel like such an idiot now. Had no idea she was being blacklisted, and for disgusting reasons, too. Hollywood owes them both (and many others) a career resurgence, if they’re interested in such.…

That’s a shame. She would have been so much better than Billy Bob Thornton.

Trump has now banned the word ‘impeach’ from use by internet commenters. Problem solved!

hulk6785: “Sounds like the CDC better stock up on thesauruses.”

However my study to determine the best type of aluminum foil to chew before sex is a go!

Well, there goes my science-based transgender fetus study...