You’re making the strange assumption that Gene Simmons has any sense of shame or embarrassment.

Holiday Special sequel please

Fun fact: The Star Wars Holiday Special aired on November 17, 1978, a mere 3 weeks after Kiss Meets the Phantom of the Park’s air date of October 28, 1978.

LOL. I used to drink. I just really wanted Dr. Doom in the MCU.

I’m Is It About My Cube and I approve this message.

Soon it will just be rural towns with populations of 30 and there will be more superheroes than people there defending the grain silo and town square from monstrous alien invaders.

But of course, even Doom understands the importance of bran identity.

I’ll bring them a fox from this century and demand $52 billion.

The Cloud Atlas era of calling every movie a Disney is getting closer and closer.

Long live Our Benevolent Overlord Victor Von Doom as we enter a new era of peace and prosperity under his stern but fair leadership. Remember, all are equal under Doom.

I guess if Fox was getting sold anyway, Disney is not the worst buyer. At least it didn’t go to Comcast or Amazon.

no

“Ask a Mortician” should be a regular column.

Marmaduke was David Duke all along!

Next you’re going to tell me Hagar the Horrible loves his wife, Garfield doesn’t mind Mondays and that literally anyone still reads the newspaper funny pages.

Peyton Manning is in this? Noted voice actor Peyton Manning?

So... my prediction that this will upset The Last Jedi in the box office probably won’t come true, is what you’re saying?

This is in contrast to the show’s early years, when there were a bunch of coke-head writers.

*Braces for impending wave of #CancelJost*

a humormage.