Remember how on Family Ties they had a baby infant and then the very next season the baby was like in kindergarten? Wasn’t that weird?

Well...

Fun fact: Bill played Hunter S. Thompson in Where The Buffalo Roam.

It’s too bad Bill Murray never got a chance to play him when he was younger.

Could we just get a Hunter S Thompson biopic. Preferably not starring Johnny Depp.

Elliott Gould shows up as a network executive to deliver bad news.

I need to know what physics-defying fuckery happened next.

They let me on a flight once while visibly intoxicated and wearing a Riddler costume and a very large and heavy wrestling championship belt. Granted, it was the morning after Halloween, but I don’t think airline standards are as high as you think they are.

I will click on anything, apparently.

They’re laying the groundwork for another spinoff site, The Litterbox.

I would like to get back on the saddle very shortly, because—slightly beyond my control—but there was four years between The World’s End and Baby Driver. I don’t want it to be that long again. I would love to have a film out in the next two years.

Baby Driver 2: The Terrible Twos

Did the author of this piece read the whole Sunday Times interview? Because it seems like any information quoted or paraphrased here is from the measly few sentences that fade out in the Times preview.

*Runs away in slo-mo from the pun-splosion*

OH NO IT FAILED TO ACTUALLY DEACTIVATE, PUN MODE IS PERMANENTLY ENGAGED FOR YOU NOW!

Trick question: Mechagodzilla.

It’s “what do I think the other people at the office would find funny so I can fit in” comedy. It’s written for people who are allergic to atomic amounts of non-conformity. I have “Sam Elliott is not in The Ranch” scrawled all over my kitchen walls. 

If this is what passes for good news, we’re well and truly fucked.

Wilmer Valderrama is already on that show, actually. I’m sad that this is something I know.

Quentin Tarantino turned into Evil Dale Cooper so gradually I hardly noticed.