He’s called Luke Null because he barely exists.

There must be a circle of Hell where I’d be constantly compelled to like a string of good joke comments on articles about bad stuff.

Sucks that he might actually have a motive to do that.

Honestly? Let’s fucking go. This is the content America needs right now.

So wait, is there a reason to think he went through with this, just now or recently? If not then why is there just now an article about it? What’s the actual acrimonious significance of using a Sacagawea coin?

But how great would it be if it did have a giant cat, though.

I think a quotient, probably. “Humanism” doesn’t always go as far as you’d like.

How come the only reply that actually negates what I said and makes me look like a moron is in the grays?

1 hand: yay, certainly

At first I thought you had printed these lyrics as a reference to the unusual speed of the Simpsons gif.

At first I thought you had printed these lyrics as a reference to the unusual speed of the Simpsons gif.

Why do you think you never hear about kids ending up on the naughty list?

This headline sounds like a snarky comment someone on here would make to complain about the Easy sponsorship content. Probably in conjunction with a reference to a reposted article from Jezebel or something.

I’d say “over/under on this all being some sort of VR thing”, but Charlie Brooker has likely already determined the over/under of my saying that and planned accordingly.

Soon to join the illustrious ranks of Shannon Purser’s Squirrel Girl and Andrew W.K. as Twin Peaks’ Bob.

Based on his GOTG2 cameo he’s already ratting on the people we actually care about to a higher authority, so it’s possible that’s the direction they’re moving.

Unfortunately released a year before the cutoff date. And we all know that the 2016 Grammys were stricken from the record for mysterious reasons.

Those five AOTY nominees are probably going to give some great performances on the telecast, which is really all I care about.

Long past are the days of Jersey celebrities making their state part of the brand.