Like most things involving Chewbacca Mom, it'd be a lot more fun if literally any other person were at the center of it.

See, I think that's why it's so effective - because diegetically, yeah, it looks like a fog machine and some strobe lights.
But, also diegetically, there aren't any fog machines or strobe lights.

There's a lot of things about this season that I couldn't have called in advance (several in just this episode), but "the Giant imbues a green latex glove with Lodge energy so that the English Language In 24 Accents guy can become One Punch Man" is perhaps chief among them.

Of course, if you have sufficient filesharing nostalgia to not mind 128kb/s bitrates there's always services like this:
https://scdownloader.net/

I imagine the problem is that Soundcloud imposes a download limit for non-premium accounts, so if there's something you genuinely want people to have access to (or even if you just anticipate posting something noteworthy on your account in the future) then you can't have downloads of that Mumford & Sons/Buckwheat Boyz…

Well they should design better site infrastructure for it then! I'd definitely buy some Soundcloud Flowers if I knew which freeway to take!

I'd say that the fire has stayed lit, and was in fact very recently used to light a procession of tiki torches.

Isn't Lin-Manuel Miranda supposed to be Gizmo? I know he's appearing as someone.

I dearly hope that when this all resolves, the historical record will keep, as its central image of this moment, a bunch of spiteful internet crybabies trying to make the Nazi thing happen again but not being able to pull together a better public display than a march where they're all carrying tiki torches.

I imagine Batgirl will be basically 100% what Joss wants it to be because you can't convince me it isn't DC's way of saying "thanks" for him stepping in to salvage JL.

This is just wonderful.

As someone who grew up on the version of Teen Titans the internet loves, as opposed to the one it loves to complain about, a Cyborg without levity is almost beyond my comprehension.
So - good news, I guess? idk, Fisher did some really cute on-set videos that made me want to root for him - and, by extension, the concept…

I'd say that lends credence to the "superficially better" portion of my prophecy.

Where I think this adaptation went off the rails was in their decision to not hire W.G. "Snuffy" Walden for their score.

"But my current instinct is that this is going to be superficially better than Under The Dome while overall worse because you can't even hatewatch it."

For just $10.95 a month you can make sure that a millionaire just like this one gets the help it so desperately needs

No, they've actually recently merged. Strangely it was Kinja that bought out Walmart; be on the lookout for the discount card they're sending to all former Disqus users.

Well, when the wall of anarchy is closing in on your household from every side, what is it you're going to want to have? Chances are it's a) An elaborate home surveillance system, for your safety and b) Some artisanal candles, to give your stronghold that lived-in feel and also a crisp cinnamon scent.

People don't get jobs anymore.

Well when you're big enough to push for legislation to help your business, haven't you really earned it?