I mean, "Lil Wayne shit" also includes drinking copious amounts of Robitussin, so it's questionable whether he'd even reach the "erratically driving" portion of the night before the seizures began.

Which will, itself, soon die in the fire of Kinja.
Really all these petty squabbles just seem pointless now… why couldn't we have learned to accept CancerAIDS when it might've mattered?

I should've known that Alphaville's "Welcome To The Sun" was about the rediscovery of Peak Television.

You sure do love welcoming people to things, don't you.

Embrace change - and then stop embracing literally anything else, I guess.

I was honestly convinced he had done some last-minute voice work until I saw a different name in the credits. Cool because it meant we got a Bowie cameo and a bizarre David Lynch workaround. I guess if it was convincing enough for me not to notice then it's still alright.

There's a story that Wikipedia says was supposed to be in Last Dangerous Visions called "Ugly Duckling Gets the Treatment and Becomes Cinderella Except Her Foot's Too Big for the Prince's Slipper and Is Webbed Besides", and I hate Harlan Ellison for the sole reason that I can't immediately read it.

Hey, we finally have something in common!

Nazi marchers when they receive any degree of effective pushback: "Help! I'm shrinking! Please don't hurt me!"

I appreciate that you referred to everyone but Iron Fist by their character's names.

I was referring to former Grump JonTron, although I've had a fair number of people recommend I search "Game Grumps Racist" on YouTube and just not had the stomach for original research (hence the "no more than a degree").

To be fair the Grumps are no more than a degree of separation away from this nastiness themselves.

I like that one but preferred their use of David Berman's vocals on the demo:
https://youtu.be/7XTrz0yvxe0

Extra layer of humor to this comment bc The Avalanches lost a member named DJ Dexter like a decade ago

There's actually some pretty amazing stories in Wildflower promo interviews about what happened in the interim - like 75% of their lineup quit, and one of the guys who came back had to take a year off from his job as a bank manager to go on tour.

Now featuring 46% more Mads Mikkelsen!

Would the result look meaningfully different from either of them?

A real Amelia Bedelia scenario here

I read a take a while back that suggested Bill could be redone as basically Evil Rachel Dolezal: a white woman kidnapping black women and "appropriating" their skin. It struck me as a really apropos way of doing that fairly knotty plot point right, and even moreso after the success of Get Out.

Probably didn't make it into the Neptunes remix, so I'm uninterested.