The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a bag of Lays Canada-only ketchup chips is a good guy with a bag of Lays Canada-only ketchup chips.

I feel like Trank landing a Fox superhero job was more the program failing him.

But right idea.

Glad to see this project getting new momentum from somewhere, even if the Deadpool guy feels like a step down from Gibson's friend Chris Cunningham (now that would've been an early-2000's gem). Mostly I'm just hoping for some version of this movie to finally get made, good or bad, so that we can finally lay off the…

God, I just read the plot summary for this on Wikipedia and I felt like I was looking at a grimdark version of the Tails vs. Sephiroth Facebook battle.

I like Max Landis but "a bright but maladjusted 14-year-old" is not an inaccurate description of both his work and public persona.

Thanks for the lore assist (even if I'm pretty sure our irritable friend is long gone).

I think the problem stems from the fact that this is addressed in one line that, iirc, goes something like "transsexuals are an overwhelmingly peaceful group". Nuanced it's not.

You might be able to win over ✧ʕ̢̣̣̣̣̩̩̩̩·͡˔·ོɁ̡̣̣̣̣̩̩̩̩✧ with that first part.

Really unsure why this fact doesn't follow [glittery otter] around more.

On the one hand: yes, absolutely.
On the other: not sure that trans people have a monopoly on considering the character of Pat a grisly caricature of their identities.
(Though that seems to be a distinction the headline is making moreso than the quote itself)

The part that really got me was when they showed what looked like an interconnected series of pastries shaped like human organs rising in the oven. Shit was straight out of a Nine Inch Nails video.

I honestly thought, sight unseen, that it was some sort of serious domestic drama, because you don't pick a title like that to accurately advertise the contents of your movie.

I mean, if you want a simpler demonstration of this "secret rhythm", just listen to the start of Kanye's "Runaway" and be surprised when the beat kicks in earlier than the piano would lead you to expect.

I'd point out the irony of Arcade Fire interacting with the press at this particular moment, but A.V. Club has actually been one of the nicer places (both editorially and comments-wise) towards their new album.
(Personally I love the title track, but wouldn't waste energy defending the rest of it, even if I think most…

If any of the movie's other failings (artistic or financial) end up getting pinned on this I'm going to be so pissed.

Is it just me or is this review considerably more positive than the headline and letter grade would suggest?

Clearly you've never spent an extended period of time around a Shiba Inu.

So, haha, like, what does this site even do anymore

Honestly. I mean, even ignoring the massive differences in tenor between Candy Clark and Sherilyn Fenn's characters and performances, what we saw of Audrey here was firmly in a very familiar territory of her being righteously bratty towards a man who's considerably duller than her. It's just that now she's an adult so…