So if you don’t want to get raped, don’t leave your house because there are rapists everywhere. But also, don’t be afraid of getting raped when you go out because that’s insulting to men

So what happens to the 16 year old who was distributing pornography?

Funny that white men can find some common ground with other white men who just happened to be attracted to white men, but women still aren’t people.

“When I was in school, everyone called me Ann Cooder. It was only years later that I found out that was a term for a bagina. I think it is wrong for people to know what a bagina is so I am going to defund everything I can to prevent little girls from learning about baginas.”

Staggering in that a person would come to your dorm room and rape you. And thank so very much for explaining the workings of consequence.

I grew up in South Bend, and this is a pretty accurate description of the Notre Dame apologist attitude that the majority of residents adopt.

But our football team is good, right? No? Not since 1989? Hmmmm... Remember Rudy, that bullshit movie about football? Remember? Football. Football! Jesus was the first Heisman winner! Elusive, made miracles out of nothing, lured in his opponents by playing dead and then resurrecting the play by leading his team into…

Poor, poor rapist/athlete. :-(

Yes. France, Italy and Spain have no tourists. No-one who lives there dares venture outside. They are now solely inhabited by freely roaming, wild nipples.

protect children and families from the sight of bare titties at public libraries and Little League games, okay? OKAY?

Did it ever occur to you that he got those things that you resent not because everyone was super impressed by his clock but because people felt bad that a kid got treated so shittily for no good reason?

IF he has nothing to hide then WHY did the academy awards happen on a leap year?? If he's not a terrorist then why do flamingos stand on one leg while they sleep? I for one want answers.

They didn’t believe that clock was a bomb for even a minute, though. They snapped pictures of it, posed around the thing, didn’t evacuate the school, and sent the kid to the principal’s office. You don’t send a bomber to get a stern talking-to.

I knew this guy in college... douchey wingnut, wore Confederate flag t-shirts, etc. Not very bright. Whenever he said something stupid, there would often be someone there to make some scathing, sarcastic comment back that was essentially making fun of him... and he would laugh along because he had no idea his idiocy…

i did it. i posted it. thank you for the words i was searching for.

I’m really glad that the state that had the bottom ranking for popular votes for Ralph Nader was also rated bottom for lack of seat belt use. It makes total sense, but I never would have thought to combine those two variables!

White supremacists should be offended too, if they consider themselves to be patriotic. The Confederacy seceded from their beloved country that gives them the 1st and 2nd Amendments that are their lifeblood, and then fought a war against that country they feel so patriotic about.

Even if you take out the racial aspect, the slavery aspect... isn’t this just... treasonous? How dare you say you support our troops, how dare you proclaim that America is the “greatest country” in the world... how dare you do those things and then laud a group of people who rose up against that nation and fought with…