He’s delusional. And he also doesn’t understand the meaning of words that are coming out of his pie hole.

if I’m elected president, on the very first day in office, I intend to instruct the U.S. Department of Justice to open an investigation into Planned Parenthood and to prosecute any and all criminal conduct by that organization.”

Well she cheated on him with his best friend, so really she has no right to be all crazy about it. They both were terrible to each other and it was good that the relationship ended. But what she did afterward was uncalled for, regardless of why she did it.

No lie, I was on a vacation with my mother and her friends about 10 years ago and I was reading War and Peace (because they’re idiots and it made me feel less like my brain was melting out of my ears) and my mom yelled loudly “oh, I’ve heard of this. Is it the new one about the OJ trial?”

My sister’s favorite

Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis.

Yup, she may have her personality flaws but not wanting to hang out with her boyfriend’s insane ex is not one of them.

That’s actually a companion piece to The Iliad, which is about this chick who runs out on her husband.

There’s an earlier one in that series called The Odyssey about a dude on a Mediterranean cruise.

Right! I mean, she (Arianna) is pretty bland but how they expect her to play nice with Kristen is beyond me. If I was Arianna, I would've dragged Kristen a long time ago, on sight.

Yes! I would be mad as hell if my “best friend” was pissy with me because I wasn’t super-jolly to hang out with someone I know exclusively as a psycho, who still calls me a c-word and says she wants to punch me in the face and who I have to have a confrontation with every single time I see her. Which is all the time,…

thank you thank you thank you

I agree, if it was not for this show she probably would not be hanging out with any of these people anymore. And also, how every one of her “friends” thinks she should just get over all the psycho Kristen threw at her and be cool with her is awful. How anyone could actually think that she should just suck it up and…

Objectivism for Dummies.

No, honey, it’s about venerating horrible, horrible human beings.

Aidy Bryant from SNL said on WWHL that she has a friend in common with Ariana and has seen her do stand-up and that she’s funny. I’m willing to go with it. I think Ariana is in that position where you no longer like the people you used to hang around with but you haven’t made the cut yet or jumped to a new group. It’s…

Think she’s ready for “The Collected Works of Jack Handy”?

Just be careful to make sure she stops there with the Ayn Rand, we don’t want to do anything to damage her nascent love of reading.

The “it’s about architecture and architects” had me DYING.