Class Valedictorian. 2015.

Both are equally plausible. Accountant and Engineer are also up there.

Yeah, but that’s why you wouldn’t order toast at a restaurant if you were celiac. Them stocking gluten free bread at all is a win.

100% yes.

It can both be true that Caitlyn Jenner is not deserving of the Woman of the Year, and that this guy is an asshole for calling her a man.

I blame the English language. It’s not Natasha’s fault that “All you can eat” can be singular or plural (and boo to Denny’s for taking advantage of the ambiguity). This wouldn’t have happened in Shakespeare’s day. When the tavern had an “All thou canst eat” special, everybody knew it only meant thee, not thy whole…

Not so sure about that. Historically speaking, whiteness is a malleable concept. You know who didn’t used to be white? Italians, Greeks, the Irish, Jews. Our current definition of “white” is not guaranteed to be the future one. As the white population of the U.S. sees the possibility of minority status in the horizon,…

White ethnic food aficionados are the worst. Complaining because you didn’t get served chopsticks at a Thai restaurant?!

I’m going to set the over-under at 10 for #NotAllMidwesterners/“YOU’RE JUST SOME SNOBBY NEW YORKER, FUCK YOU” responses to this.

You could actually click the link provided in the article and read the abstract to see whether the study actually supports the headline (which, incidentally, uses the words “purport” and “tends,” which are pretty big qualifiers). Or, probably, you could just lob an unfounded accusation at the author before bothering…

Kind of like all the asshole transplants in San Francisco who ridicule and make fun of Chinese people and Chinese restaurants on yelp. The Chinese have more of a right to be in SF than some douchebag Midwesterner.

It’s trash, through and through. They are mostly terrible people who haven’t matured past the 10th grade. And no matter how fancy SUR is, the rest of their lives lack any glamour. It’s almost embarrassing to see how some of them live off-the-clock and you’ll feel an overwhelming urge to grab most of them by the…

A million times yes. I only started binging it last year after asking the same question.

When you talk about Carol Doda, you gotta include her sign!

i love the idea of this above libertarian smugly typing out that comment like “i’ll show these typically soft leftists whats up”

And I specifically addressed the claim- the swing wouldn’t have existed in the first place. He could’ve slipped and died in the bathroom- but he wouldn’t have died because of the swing, which is 10000000% more preventable. And yes, people die in pools! Wow! Congrats on your google search skills! But the safety…

....the tree had been dead for two years, so a basic yearly landscape inspection would have prompted a pretty simple “let’s remove the swing attached to the tree that will instantly collapse and kill anyone who swings on it.”

SHOCKINGLY, amenities at hotels are inspected for safety- pools, gyms, saunas, ect. Most likely, had this been a hotel, safety standards would’ve meant that the swing wouldn’t have existed in the first place. I know, I know, logic is hard sometimes for the “any regulation is the death of everything because…

Remember kids: Black Lives Matter is a bunch of whiners who are looking for reasons to be offended. The real oppression is a lack of Christmas iconography on your coffee cups.