you at kinkos straight flipping copies.

There is no market for aborted baby organs because there are no aborted babies. A baby, by definition, has been born. Semantics!

LOLforever and ever!

Considering how coherent he is towards the end of the video, my guess is he wasn’t on anything. I think he's just a dick, and the look you see is the realization that he messed up big. The biker really did handle it well though.

More likely a direct descendant of a smallpox blanket

I’m a family law attorney, and my office has been up in arms about this all week.

I’ll do a side-by-side comparison of work schedules with Jeb any day. We can put it all in an Excel spreadsheet with a column for hours involved, related commute, ability to work on said commute, and financial pay-off. I’ll even let him adjust it to allow for .77 on every dollar he makes.

I can already guarantee I work…

Being born into wealth never stopped him from claiming he worked hard for what he has.

According to Katie, who I follow on Instagram (shut up), it’s a champagne diamond?

NO PUBLIC WELL-WISHING FROM STASSI

“We have all become slaves”

Uhm, you are metaphorizing slavery and in so doing you’re erasing its specificity. No, being a cog in the machine — in an era better than all previous ones in terms of human rights, physical security, and material wellbeing— is nothing like being an actual slave.

The best freak'in side eye EVER....plus, synchronized.

And even funnier when they’re all about the Constitution until they don’t like the SC rulings. Then all of a sudden they’re all about “fire the judges” and “we don’t need the Supreme Court”.

...And then they ignore the fact that the Constitution also says they’re wrong.

So businesses shouldn’t be punished when they do something wrong because employees might be hurt? Do you feel the same way when restaurants violate health codes and are shut down until they pass inpection ? The waiters aren’t earning tips when the place is closed, after all. What about an amusement park that is found…

It’s funny how the conservatives are all about “states’ rights” until they don’t like the law the state made. Then all of a sudden they’re all about the “constitution.”

Sunflower seeds? Interpretive jiggery-pokery! Peas??? Pure Applesauce!!!

Fucking know-nothing kids these days. Sit on my knee and let me tell you about the culture wars!