I am no longer in grad school and I don’t ever have to talk like that again.

A number of these nuts are threatening to move out of California, to which I say, “BYE, BITCH.”

My mom basically said the same thing to me when I was 7 in 1992 and she was helping her friend get ready for a drag show. “You know how you like boys? Well sometimes boys like boys and girls like girls, and sometimes those boys like to wear dresses and sing Diana Ross songs.” I was like, “Cool, can I do Perry’s…

This is actually a French national initiative to curtail the rampant problem with snakes on planes.

This comment is everything wrong with America.

My cat, who once opened a microwave oven while the popcorn was popping, has more self-control than the caramel lady.

My cat, who once destroyed a floor-to-ceiling lamp with her butt, has more self-control than the caramel lady.

My cat, who once fell off a bookshelf at 3 AM only to land butt-first on my face (catass…

Poor, poor hosts. Man, though: a good host is not a thing to be taken lightly. They’re a rare and precious resource.

Adam “Ad-Rock Mr. Kathleen Hanna” Horovitz

Yeah yeah. It’s cool they won their case and all. But more importantly, I want to do FILTH with Adam Horovitz.

What scares me is I do know what she’s saying. It makes me mad that I understand that.

Wow, this is like Endframe-level stupidity.

As long as trans people’s identities aren’t brought up as an argument, feel free to have the biggest racial identity circle jerk possible.

I explicitly stated that the point isn’t about which group had it worse. It’s that gender and race are two profoundly different constructs. Apples and oranges, trains and planes, etc.

At what point can we sit back and just acknowledge that this is her experience and look at it with a bit more empathy? She’s hurting. Her family is hurting. Everyone is hurting.

Because race and sex are not the same thing. Outside of identity politics bullshit, there is a complex biological system underlying sexual differentiation, and there’s a ton of evidence to suggest that what happens with women like Caitlyn Jenner is that there is a mismatch between the sexual differentiation of their…

No, I don’t think that logic holds. Because here’s the thing — Caitlyn Jenner is not out here running around claiming to have had “the female experience” her entire life. She hasn’t made a career out of representing women. She hasn’t made up false shit to support her status as a woman.

That’s why I occasionally drive by and throw trash in the yard of the guy who works the night-shift at my corner gas station. “Fuck you, Roger! Why my gas and smokes still so spendy?”

One thing most biblical scholars agree on, and something The Passion of the Christ only included in the DVD outtakes, was the full text of Jesus’s moment of doubt upon the Cross. Translated from the original Aramaic, Jesus actually cried out “My God, my God, why hast thou forsaken me? I’m actually a really good…

As I’ve said before, I make up pseudonyms when people don’t specify, because most people want them but forget to ask. If you’d like me to change it to your actual name, e-mail me about it and I’d be happy to.