I WAS IN THE POOL

Men are raised to believe that their boner really, really matters.

It was the BLURST of times?! Bah.

Starla is a national treasure.

And to think from that pathetic man sprung pointdexter.

No. I sleep in a big bed with my wife.

I sleep in a racecar! Do you sleep in a racecar?

Yes, those monkeys and mojo, pray for mojo.

“Hey Lover, can I borrow the keys to the car? I feel like changing wigs. “

Can I borrow a feeling/

Hahaha sure, but then everyone will have to face our SARCASTIC TEACHER COMMENTS.

How is babby formed?

I want to preface my response by saying that I absolutely am strongly in favor of gay rights and think that under anti-discrimination laws, a baker should have to bake a wedding cake for a gay couple just as for any other couple. But this wasn’t a wedding cake, it was a cake with a specific message on it saying…

Downhill specific mountain bikes typically have a ton of suspension (8-10 inches front and rear) and are ridden mostly at bike parks or where you can use a truck or something to shuttle.

Why doesn’t someone make a proper Women's Bicycle?

Women have a different ratio of torso to legs (they have relatively longer legs than men), so they may need a specifically proportioned bike, but all the rest is total gendered BS.

Female recreational cyclists do not generally need to push their limits, race against time and increase their adrenaline when riding rough downhill trails. They just want to enjoy the time spent in nature on the bike, and their expectations on the bike are completely different from the men’s professionals’. They look…

The Knockout Game is not real, and that is in no way what that was. All the other kids were confused as shit when it happened.

Ah, but have you ever had cocaine... on weed?

This. I always find it baffling when religious people ask atheists: But how do you know what’s moral if you don’t believe in god? What’s stopping you from just killing people/stealing everything?