So many socks are going to get loads tonight at West Point.

#harvardproblems

All the Browns players wrote “Browns” on their cleates. So sad. Hope they find a cure soon.

The Winklevosses just sued to join the xc team in case this turns into the next Facebook.

I don’t wish CTE on anyone...except Richie Incognito. He’s the very definition of “asshole.”

Coffee machine roach guy - Fuck you you fucking fucker. Now what do I drink???? Every Dunkin and Starbucks machine must also be roach heaven!!! FUCK.

Sinus infection guy - spit it into your hand and rub one out. Hope you don’t hit a deer.

“Hey ref, you’re worse than the Browns.”

I thought they were just holding them until Ray Lewis could come and stab them all.

The casting couch just requires head, not a brain.

And your sister is on the rag.

Still not as bad as the time he let the air out of the scissor lift tire.

Desmond Howard wears khakis.

“Stop treating me like your pawn.”

Sun: I haven’t officially decided to rise tomorrow.

Give him a couple of years with the Browns. He’s earned it.

They even heard that hit at Gallaudet U.

Go back to soccer.

Pryor better stop being so mouthy or he might find himself behind center for an entire game. That’ll teach him.

Halfway through the commercial, the coffeemaker was rolling on the ground holding its urn.