“Dance you stupid fucking dinosaur! Dance!”

in memoriam, all flags will be flown at half mast\half lemonade.

Normally you have to go to a Detroit Lions tailgate to see a face wearing an ass.

... five minutes later, I'm still laughing!

Michael Carter still holds the national high school shot put record with a throw of over 81 feet. I’d argue that might be the most untouchable record in any sport.

the surface was, however, deemed perfectly acceptable for the women’s world cup.

Very very funny, I applaud you. The French are gutless arrogant cunts who surrender at the drop of a fuckung hat. Great cheese though, and wine, the wine is good.

That was hilarious. French people are the worst, amirite?

I expect the Americans will show up in about 3 years time.

Still too soon.. lol

+2 slaves

You mean... that wasn’t Mike Eruzioni?? I want my twelve dollars back!

Joe Tait deserved to make this call. That’s my only qualm with basically anything right now.

Been there, done that. — William the Bastard, Duke of Normandy.

Historically shitty football team? Harvard? I’ll just leave this here:

had an overseas stint in the Polish American Football League