That looks like the cover of porno - “The Backdoor Billiken”.

Meanwhile, over in Princeton, the local AD did some coke off of the small of a stripper’s back while pointing to which Syrian refugee would be the lucky winner of the home opener “Fight the Tiger” cage match. He now has to decide between the raise that the alums want to give him, or the VP Compliance job that Spencer…

What are they going to do with these bricks when they build the new domed stadium in 2036?

Yes, yes, we know - God hates the Browns.

It's not like we were going to win anyways. Hug a Browns fan. God knows we need it.

It would have caused a collapse of the space time continuum.

When we get Trump, there won't be anymore Rice, or beans, or tacos, or clean houses, or nice lawns.

Touché. However, I'm going to go out on a limb and suggest that a Buffalo fan has tossed a salad in the parking lot on game day. Just because it ain't on film doesn't mean it ain't true.

“But I can still chow on another fan’s ass just after kickoff?”

I guess Hope Solo isn’t home watching the USWNT v Thailand friendly.

I think she’s kinda hot.

Not pictured - the team manager is dressed as a blackjack dealer.

“Doors don’t just come down by themselves.”

I hope he hits a touchdown!

He's also never eaten an asshole, but he does play in the NFL not the NBA.

...as he checks his iPhone and wears his Nike shoes...

I'm okay with it since those two idiots at least stood during the national anthem.

Cleveland really is a football town. This is just God’s way of reminding us that he still hates Cleveland.

Stephen A had his back...then he saw his picture.

I’ve adjusted my balls harder than he “fought” that ref.