I never spend my extra grocery store money, I just walk out with the crab legs!

Then they shouldn't get Korans in Gitmo.

I hope a redskin comes out and scalps him.

Looks like a live action of Mighty Casey at Bat. We all know how that ends....

Meanwhile, Dan Snyder continues to paint the town red.

Aikman paused from tossing a salad to call Bayless a “big meany.”

President?

She should’t have been smoking all those Kools.

The Chinstrap - More than a beard style.

Couger Dongs A Huge Dong Donger

What's the capital of Thailand?

“I hope that LSU kid doesn’t have a concussion.”

And Belfast is in Ireland...

#straightlinesmatter

Nappy headed bros.

“How do we know he didn’t get these injuries after he quit playing football?”

Will they go in clockwise or anti-clockwise?

I feel like there's a sex tape just around the corner in her story.

After his shrink hung himself, Will Hunting ditched higher maths and immersed himself fully into baseball. Although he still suffered from anger issues, the beard he grew to remind himself of the man that changed his life always kept him grounded.

Don't get him started on vaccines.