I loved Downstorm Abbey.

Huh, I don't even see a soccer ball.

It's a good cereal. But there are better. Probably even in Jamaica.

Why are you using a picture of Abby Wambach?

My robes are orange and blue,

“I don’t see a problem here.”

I’m shocked they can ignore the pounding of the leather pants wearing hooker that Berman put in the trunk as a “goof”.

I think that’s called a “Buffalo Facial”. Usually costs about $20 extra in the Ralph Wilson parking lot. Or so I've heard.

That arm went down like Building #7.

He’ll never get into Harvard now!

Even Oscar Pistorias thinks Liam is a disgusting fuck.

Please be Peter King’s bus.

“What the fuck are these?”

Oh God....

Efimova then said, “hey Lily, look in the mirror. I still win.”

He probably dropped it while trying to call an American to rescue his French ass after getting beat YET AGAIN BY GERMANY.

I replaced all the lights in the stadium with strobe lights, now it looks like I’m the only one pitching.

Grisham also said “Ichiro should just stick to eating hot dogs.”

I miss those Budweiser frogs.

Catsup, ketchup. ‘Merica