She should punch that Russian girl right in her dick.

Come here baby, I've got a flag to plant. Also, my cousin just inherited €100,900 from our late uncle. If you send me $5,000, I will not use it for bail, but my cousin can pay the taxes to get our uncles money from the bank.

They actually lose most of their value when you take them out of their original packaging, but still cool to see them in action.

Terrible Playing Surface is also the name of Canton’s most popular stripper.

Especially the shoes.

Those two are more juiced than a Florida orange grove.

Herb Score would give props for that recovery.

RUN DMZ.

Je suis tib fib.

Aw snap!

I think he’s screaming “pedal faster you stupid fucking horse!”

Huh, you usually don't see a Frenchie collapse like that without a German being nearby.

What about otters, jackles, and power bottoms?

That’s Putin a bullet in ‘em!

Jesus, Philly is like Rio with white people.

Are they related, or just brothers?

THEY ARE RIDING OUR FUCKING FOOD!

“Dick Picks, or how I Ruined the Charlotte Hornets” by M. Jordan.

Final Destination VI - The Shaftening.

“At least it’s not in blackface,” said Ted Danson.