Cums - Marv Albert

Browns fans are happy people.

The cops were just trying to catch a Blackmon.

We need Imus’ hot take on this.

Better than when Tiger Woods was felled by some stanly pubis mons.

That’s what ye get fer runnin’. Wankers.

Bring in the NCAA. They will fix it.

“Your haircut is terrible” - Mark Davis

Chips? Whitlock will write about it.

He’s not even in the top 100 reasons of “why they are called massholes”.

I thought it was just to confirm that he could use “Good Vibrations” as the theme for the new “Parkinson’s is not caused by CTE” campaign.

I guarantee there will be neither a female or male on this red carpet that I want to jerk off.

I challenge all NBA players, execs, and commentators to stop using the word “shoot” to describe a scoring attempt.

Then she tried to ski down his belly and blew out her knee.

In tounges?

I hope he pops Mullins wife in the face then. She is family after all.

At Harvard, the crew coaches stood at the head of the line in the Union the first two days of orientation and grabbed every 6'3" and taller guy. I think that was 2/3 of their “recruiting".

Even lacrosse players think rowers are douchebags.

He must be Eskimo Brothers with all of IMDb.

Bitches get bad pitches.