Last time I saw a Lorenzo stab a Victor that hard, the blood was white and all over his back.

He's no Rudy winkler.

Did they copyright #dysentery?

At a number of Ivies, the folks who fund raise will tell you that athletes give back at a higher rate than general students, and the “benchwarmers" give back at an even higher rate and amounts. So take that when you need a new beaker you goddam nerds.

Chang and Eng would motorboat the shot out of that!

Fucking Trump.

High Times indeed.

Would love to see how dogspin.com is covering this.

This is my duffle

Made me think of Mike Hargrove in his playing days. Have to check YouTube for footage of the “human rain delay.”

I would say they kicked England's teeth in, but some one beat them too it a few hundred years ago.

“Fuck her right in the state championship ring,” yelled a former quarterback at the Ring Ceremony (brought to you by Florida Power and Light - We bring good things to light (unless it's a FSU rape or felony)).

My God, substitute “Cleveland Brown” for “druggie” and it sounds even worse.

#rioexit

I'm not a lawyer, but I did stay in a Holiday Inn Express last night, and I still think he's a shitty quarterback.

He’s Hitler to Haslem’s Stalin? God, being a Cleveland fan is worse than I ever thought?

If Herb Brooks would have trotted out this shit show in 1980, Mike Eruzioni would be jerking off guys in a NJ Flying J truck stop today.

The soldier, a known dentist, will resume seeing patients this afternoon.

Instead of a water bottle, there is a bran muffin and reading glasses next to the post.

“You couldn’t tweet without me.”