Ketchup on fish? That's just wrong.

Nike is about to sign Zika Virus to a huge deal. They will all change their tune when that deal hits Twitter.

Looks like footage of my bedroom on Easter Sunday the year I gave up jerking it for Lent.

Ali was going to fight to hang on, then some jackass turned on the Marlins game.

Rumspringa - the Amish titty bringah!

Everybody knows it's fixed.

But he's pretty good at not getting kidnapped.

Elway and Jordan came by late in the game and pulled out three cans in the bottom row. Then the grabbed Peter Gammons and pissed all over the remains.

Was he shot by a South African model?

This is some serious over the pants action. Too bad we all know dad’s going to come home in game 6 or so and leave Clevelanders with blue balls yet again...

People who live in shiny helmets shouldn't cast stones.

He probably thinks smoking causes cancer too.

That forking sucks.

He will be getting horse pills.

Such a scrappy gamer that Belichick is going to sign him as a third down receiver.

Right in the old Bill Simmons.

Why can’t they just get along with the Palestinians?

Missionary, Not Missionary Position

You never see that shit in the WNBA. #belowtherim

Is that how one describes anal in baseball terms?