No one has ever had sex watching “Shakes the Clown”.

I prefer the immortal stylings of one Julio Franco.

He went down like a ‘Cliffe.

That looks as bad as a Men's Warehouse suit.

How do you like these apples?

Phrasing.

Fuck, you stupid fucking horse, fuck.

Every ego driven public figure like big sport coaches and athletes, celebrities, and politicians are all shitbags. If you think different, you aren't living in reality.

At least he’s available for the remake of The Island of Doctor Moreau.

I vote for Jason Whitlock and Marlee Matlin to portray the crime on Dateline.

Tim Duncan is great, but I’m not sure the Spurs can do it.

Jeez, wait till he hears the Browns drafted him as a goof in the fifth round.

And then he ordered a NASCAR ride to do a 30ft drive by to show who’s really boss.

Down goes peloton! Down goes peloton!

France just surendered to the Vikings.

Why did the Jamaicans all have “Tunsil” written on their shoes?

Better than the crack up when Mark May farted after he said “pick 69.”

The guy was a Cleveland Brown. Isn't that punishment enough for one lifetime?

He will never be a Patriots ball boy. Never ever.

He's just a huge 3rd Bass fan.