Cowboys just traded up.

“Now that’s a reach around I could go for!”

He must be really pissed that they dropped Sharapova.

Definitely didn't used HGH, totally plays by the spirit of the rules!

Should have stuck with the tossed salad.

Just fucking retire already Abby.

I can almost see America’s hopes and dreams tied up in the bed.

Just cum in a sock like a normal college kid.

And then he bit off its wheel.

Worst case of entrapment I've ever seen.

Throw a battery at him.

I though white elephants were a Chip Kelly thing.

And then the Bush family ran in and kicked the ref in the balls ‘cause we got Kuwait’s back.

“Pussy” - Art Schlister

I'd rather catch a stabbing in Buffalo. Worst thing that happens their is you gotta buy somebody more wings.

Do they sing the anthem after the game and start with the ninth inning?

He does not look that fast on all those science shows.

Buffalo needs an intervention. I am sick of seeing shit filmed in portrait...

I don't get it, how can all these people on Butfalo afford a cell phone?

I am to be Cleveland Browns fan?