Everything is corrupt. From the Vatican to the local council. There isn't enough rope in the world for the leaders.

“Jesus, Chelsea sucks” - Cleveland Browns

It's spelled GUMBO, dumbass.

He should reimagine Schindler’s List as “Modell’s List.” That shitbag never sells the Browns and instead saves as many Browns victories as he can against impossible odds. No Super Bowl though, because fiction does have limits.

Should have dragged it to Chumura’s hot tub.

Spork Runner?

Gave Mike Pettine a boner. He didn't even notice she was a girl.

And Harvard Stadium is one of the primary reasons football has the forward pass as well as its current field dimensions. So you can all go blow a donkey.

My avatar speaks for all Browns fans. Give one a hug and your support.

Thabk God we never get these dick punch losses in AFC Championship Games!

Some poor bombed out fucker in Syria just turned to his buddy Mohammad and said, “at least we’re not in Cleveland.”

The murder suicide rate in Cleveland would be off the hook.

Ray Lewis could teach him how to finish a bar fight and still get in the HOF.

Usually you have to punch yourself in the dick to feel like a Clevelander. Tonight, just watch this shitfest.

A lot of former USC Song Girls got all squishy with that headline.

His dick must feel tiny with those paws.

There once was a man from Philly

I usually saw off a log every morning after my coffee, neutral site or not.

Cam Newton’s laptop shot JFK.

Don't let the deaux hit you in the ass on the way out.