I’d rather have Johnny 5.

Black Friday door buster - Redskin logo smallpox blankets!

Was it over when Steph Curry dropped bombs on the Cavs?

The dumb motherfuckers are blind like they have always been.

“Ejejsjsjejejgbsoq” - Case’s Brain

Just give him a slap up side the head.

Mama’s boy.

“Jason, everybody hates Washington” - Congress

God I hope the typeface is comic sans.

Jesus, who was working at all the diners?

“Pussies” - Philly Santas

Suck it Directional Carolina.

He's a falafel away from a cavity search on the flight home. Fucking TSA.

Thought it was the opening to 50 Shades of Gray Down South - Dadi Beats Cherry.

IHOP? Sounds more like a Waffle House crime spree to me.

Do they eat eagles for thanksgiving in England?

Especially if it's white after Labor Day.

It ain't no Super Bowl.

When he recovered, he spoke of a terrible nightmare wearing orange and brown. No one has the heart to tell him it was true. So true.

I don’t think he has a puncher’s chance of getting back into the NFL.