“I’d rather finger bang a cheddar” - Real Packer Fan

You sure this isn't in Queens and someone isn't just playing the Francesa show too loud?

In Columbus it's called tAP Stylebook. Stupid Buckeyes.

Tofurkey for thanksgiving is the only acceptable response to this.

Add some whores and teeth and we got a party!

Thith juth happenth.

“Pussies” - MCL

At least he didnt stab a dude in the heart and murder him.

GRONK SMASH.

Jerry Jones loves Rae. Thinks he’s a team player and his body has been spared years of contact. He is basically a healthy 23 year old without CTE. Projects him as a valuable part of the 18-19 secondary.

Somewhere, in some alternate universe, the Browns keep winning Super Bowl after Super Bowl, and everyone hates them. At least that's what I believe.

Would you prefer Kobe beef?

History says at some point Knick fans will give him the same nickname as every other player - “disfuckingguysucks”.

I would have watched this on my laptop but some piece of shit stole it....

If the Huffy falls into the Schwin, and the Schwin falls into the Mongoose, the next thing you know we’re going to have goddamm bicycles all the way to New Zealand.

I once pulled the goalie twice in 13 seconds.

Do they run the bases clockwise?

Those crazy Skull & Bones kids.

Isn't that just an opening line in the Greg Hardy Manual of Love?

Couldn't they just buy some panties from a vending machine and dry that shit up?