Is this what you want, Lester?

I found out that's actually correct, as is "parting shot." The Parthian cavalry would ride at the enemy, shoot their arrows, fall back, then turn in their saddles and fire another volley while riding away.

Or they all leave one by one in random order, a la "Ocean's Eleven," with Trump as Carl Reiner being the last one to leave.

At this point, he has to pardon ex-Sheriff Arpaio just so he'll have someone to talk to.

Poopy!

Jason Bourne did.

Do you know how many lottery tickets that would buy?

In a Parthian shot after leaving the podium, she also referred to the president as a "chowderhead."

I'M PICKLE TRUUUUUUUMP!

Pfft, big deal. Like Trump takes anyone's advice unless they're speaking to him through a TV set.

Bananas, you say?

ORIENTAL PLAN!

"…everything online is always very dumb."
The A.V. Club

Uhhhhhh, whose crap, exactly?

Started wishing to go back to 1962….

Oooh, I know! We'll kill the first-born male child in every household!

Let's opt for a more practical solution: drop them by parachute into one of the last remaining ISIS strongholds, and let both sides wipe each other out. That's what I'd call a "win-win".

You magnificent bastard.

You know, the more I learn, the more I wish I hadn't.

Since the Confederacy seceded from the U.S., can they really claim they're defending "American" history?