My Simpsons viewing grew increasingly sporadic around Season 9 or so. The last true, laugh-out-loud episode I watched live was probably "Behind The Laughter," at the end of Season 11.

"I guess what I'm trying to say is: Pack your bags, kids! We're going up Donald Trump's ass!"

Are you sure we've examined this issue from all possible Engels?

If Trump keeps dismissing his alt-Right advisors, there'll be nary an Aryan left!

[fist bump of solidarity]

To quote a recent editorial:

So he was the Lt. Weinberg of the White House staff?

"Impalement?"

Don't. Praise. The machine.

Damn it, I should have known a great mind would have posted this first. Well done!

BYE FELLATIO (EDIT: TokenCommenter beat me to it, that magnificent bastard!)

Seriously, though — what do you need with a starship?

A legacy which serves you well!

♬The summer Trump
Has hit a bump
Down in ol' D.C….♬

It's not so bad. Take it from a frequent Deadspin commenter.

Well, it will be now.

Chow-dairrrr.

But enough about his marriages! Hey-yooooooooo.

/books first flight to Earth-38

Remember, don't do what Donnie Don't does.