Yes, but can you fuck to any of it?

No whey!

Damn you, beat me to it!

And if they're not available… Milco?

On a lighter note, I think I may have found my new fantasy football team name.

Hey, hey! My, my, you're quick with the smart remarks.

They (meaning the studios) should make a movie about a group of moms going out to see a new, raunchy film about another group of moms, and then after the film the first group of moms leave the movie theater and discuss over mojitos what a terrible idea it would be to act like the moms in the movie.

NERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRD!

"…full disclosure: I am nobody’s mother…"

Or "lick."

"Smegma." That is all.

How do you make a Nazi Cross?

"Is that a man?"
"You're damn right it is."

I'm not trying to stab my own cows!

"Mmmmf fmmf ff mmmf mmff *CACK* *CAAAAAACK* mff mmmmmmfmm."

But he can see Peter's house from up here!

He can almost taste those meaty leading man parts in his mouth.

My mom once caught me trying to burnish my reputation. Awkward, to say the least.

I know, pretty generic stuff, but I can only rank the ones I've seen. ("Live and Let Die" just missed the Top 5.)

And bit the head off of a bat for dessert!