What is WRONG with you?!?

1. Casino Royale
2. Goldfinger
3. Goldeneye
4. Skyfall
5. Octopussy (for the pre-credits scene alone)

Oh, I remember. That whole bizarre sequence at the Scottish castle?

"ARM YOURSELF BECAUSE NO ONE ELSE HERE WILL SAAAAAVE YOU…"

Mine was Licence To Kill. I haven't seen another Bond movie in the theater before or since, and I say that as someone who loves the Daniel Craig films.

"Hickory Dickory Dock
Steve Bannon was sucking his cock
The clock struck two, he shot his goo
And wiped off the mess with his sock. OH!"

"All hail Trump, and his glorious new regime! Sincerely, Little Boy."

Oh shit, there's stickers!

With a goddamned fork and knife, but sure, he eats pizza.

I know Trump said he loves the uneducated, but what about the under-educated?

I can't wrap my brine around the absurdity of this story.

It's the bag for people who like to put the "tote" in "Totenkopf!"

"Sister Raisin Bread"

Typical lazy American stuff on my part.

Of course you did. And thank you!

Nerds are nothing to fear, Tavernacle. In fact, some nerds of note include popcorn magnate Orville Redenbacher, rock star David Byrne, and Supreme Court Justice David Souter.

Excuse me?

Oh my God, I was wrong
It was us all along
Well, you finally made a zombie out of meeeeeeee

It was all an autistic zombie's fantasy.

You would think with a few loaves and fish they'd be able to hold out for a while.