Hardi's (they're trying a re-branding to sound more upscale).

At least one of them ended up with T-Pain.

"Stop by and sample our new 'Glory Bowl!'"

Jesus, I remember that place. We had one not far from our house (this is in Southeastern PA).

Is "Bra Rescue" on the Oxygen Network?

No.

Try the Tuna Milt Jackson!

"Blunch, thank you for calling! Yes, we open at ereven."

What about T.J. O'Pootertoots?

"Our food isn't just good, it's Pho King good!"

I'd ask for a hot cup of Chamomiles Davis tea!

Do NOT order the "Blumpkin Pie."

I had the exact same joke in mind, except I would have gone with Warren Zevon.

There is a three-block radius in Geneva that I know of. That's about it.

You're not one to Minsk words, are you?

Brilliant.

To quote Sterling Archer, "How are [they] a superpower?"

Alternate photo caption:

If there isn't a Trans Am on the front cover, someone is getting an angry phone call.

I have a theory that Tilda Swinton's character "Social Services" from Moonrise Kingdom is the mother of Tilda Swinton's character from Burn After Reading. They seem to have that same kind of warmness around children.