Pitt steals the movie. And the first time I watched that scene between him and Clooney in the upstairs closet, I may have actually jumped out my seat. Did NOT see that coming.

Malkovich delivers the best "What the fuck?!?" in modern movie history.

Little Miss Kick-Ass's moment reminded me of Elizabeth I's speech to the troops at Tilbury. Particularly this part:

That is soul-crushingly sad.

Right now, there is a fifty-foot-tall eight-year-old wondering who the fuck stole his water pistol.

Also, yes.

Is this at least my beautiful wife?

Breaks my heart seeing a boy that young go so bad.

It's going retina gutter.

He's Chairface Chippendale's bastard child.

Thanks to Ben Affleck, now the autistic community can watch a high-functioning savant who only exists to kill "normal" people!

Wait, I don't have to be faster than Swabs! I just need to be faster than dirtside!

Do NOT tell this guy about Kevin Spacey in "The Usual Suspects!"

"The Juror 3: Rural Jurors!"

I think he's in his bunk.

I'll bet he wasn't even born in a log cabin!

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I don't know; I thought Ray Charles did a good job in "The Blues Brothers." (And of course, there's the classic SNL camera commercial starring Stevie Wonder.)

Oh man, I can almost taste those meaty leading man parts in my mouth!

My dad always makes sure to cross out "For You, Nana" on my birthday cards.