The A.V. Club

But it's my only line!

You said it, Mr. Wienberg!

Isn't that what they call Romanji?

"People called Cunn they go the house?"

Does this make Cunn a linguist?

Ah, CGI in its infancy. I wonder how many server farms overheated just to make those commercials?

What is it like when sits around the house?

"…And on that day, the Kool-Aid girl became a Kool-Aid woman."

"Hmm, doesn't taste like LSD." — Random cult member, Jonestown

If you slow these commercials down to 1/3 speed, they sync up perfectly with "Black Hole Sun."

"If I don't make it, tell my wife I said, 'Hello.'"

Depends on how you define "manhole."

Me too. The words make me out and out.

But does he have elite Asperger's?

Don't. Praise. The machine.

Meh, Internet.

LL Tepid J

I like traffic lights.
I like traffic lights.
I like traffic lights,
No matter where they've been.
I like traffic lights.
I like traffic lights.
I like traffic lights,
But only when they're green.

Fuck me. Say what you want about the tenets of Republicanism, at least it's an ethos!