He doesn't not gargle piss, unless proven otherwise.

It doesn't take a wiz to see he's number one!

Yeeee-ha!

"Boring conversation anyway."

Holy crap, yes! 1983 was a weird year for hit music.

I'm dating myself with this, but… "Amadeus" by Falco. Or was it Taco? Or was it Taco's tribute to Falco?

Which one?

Meaning he can't not get anything wrong, right?

That's an interesting take, and I'm surprised they didn't inject some of that cynicism into the original. Watergate and Vietnam were still quite fresh in people's minds at that time.

They completely reversed those roles in "Man of Steel," didn't they? Russ-El wanting his son to lead humanity by example, and Pa Costner wanting Clark to keep his powers hidden.

They should have had him sound more like VM Varga. Am I the only one thinking about cross-marketing here, people?

Distressticles?

Well, it is now!

I have to agree with GP. I read the article twice to make sure I hadn't missed anything that might be construed as misandry.

That's a great example I hadn't considered until now.

Penis-haver in peril?

Dear Mattel,

I am troubled by your deficient belief system.

Leave in haste, just as we're about to claim victory? I think you've miscalculated their odds of success.

Who is more foolish, the directors who left the film or the ones that follow?