Mind: Blown.

Well I certainly won't ruminate about it.

"Set Adrift on Memory Bliss?" Come on, buddy!

"Hey, where am I delivering all of this Blue Velvet?"

Nah, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the fuck a Casino Quarter-Pounder was.

I moved East, just to avoid the possibility of Occidental death.

And trying to wage hammerjihad?

Now, when you say "finish off…."

Wonder Woman in 3D. Honestly, I probably could have gone without the visual gimmickry.

I went to see "Wonder Woman" Saturday night. It was a strange to see London Bridge on screen mere minutes after listening to NPR reports on the attacks that same evening.

One of my housemates had a subscription, and they inducted me into the Onion hive-mind with the commentary piece entitled, "Human Resources Bitches Be Making Me Take Vacation."

In the late 90's, I was the proud owner of a "Christ Returns to the NBA" t-shirt.

That's true. Hillary Clinton is still raping them as we speak!

Let's get him!

Well, thanks for ruining another Christmas carol for me. "Oh, tidings of comfort and joy… and orgasms."

I think I just realized why people like Hannity feel compelled to use the term "liberal fascism": Because conservative fascism is just referred to as "fascism."

There was a video on YouTube — and I wish I could remember how the hell to find it — from a 1973 interview with Hunter Thompson. The topic, as one might expect from that time, was about the Watergate hearings.

I do believe you're correct! In fact, Pegg wrote the foreword to Volume 1.

Any city with Werner Herzog and his murderous henchmen instantly makes it three times more compelling.

It's called a hardhat hard-on.