We do love our frackin' here in PA, don't we?

Hey, back-breaking labor builds character! As does, one would assume, pneumoconiosis.

Assistant to the crack whore.

I do feel like these last four months have been a grotesque, petty "let's shit on the last guy's legacy"-fest.

I always liked the scene where he just appears out of nowhere at the carnival and scares the shit out of Julia Stiles. Just "nyoink"s the paper right of her hand and fucks off without a word.

I never realized what a good year 2002 was for action movies. The Transporter, Hero, and Bourne are three of my all-time favorites.

"I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing."

I would, if I didn't already know what they are. But do they give him a pass for escalating the war in Southeast Asia?

I thought Nietzsche was gonna teach ya?

The proper response is another statue, this time of a woman smacking the dog with a rolled-up newspaper.

You're assuming LB"Gulf of Tonkin"J was good? I mean, he had his moments, but still.

Wait until they try and take down the monuments for that one!

If the women offer to pay for brunch, I can pretend to be gay.

I always ask that of all my prey. I just like the sound of it.

Mega-points for mentioning this one. This is one of my top 10 TNG episodes.

If he or Jackman don't get at least a nod for that film, that industry is fucked.

Speaking of Simon Pegg's Scotty, read Garth Ennis' "The Boys." The character Wee Hughie is basically Pegg's Scotty three years before the movie came out.

God damn it, stop that!

Huh, funny you should mention that!

He might be! He managed to kill just about everyone else but like a poor marksman he keeps… missing the… target.