Happy Birthday! Cake?

I can vouch for the Philly presence. Those TV ads are forever seared into my childhood memories! Well, those and several belt lashings.

Wiebe Jammin'

"What the hell is this?"
"It's your cake, Dad!"
"No, it's a picture of a cake."
"Shit. That explains why the frosting looked so glossy."

There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge.

Are one of you two The Amazing Johnathan?

Sounds like… whatever the opposite of fun is.

John "Bluto" Blutarsky?

♪♫♬
Turn around, turn around
There's a thing there that can't be found
Turn around, turn around
There's a human skull on the ground
Human skull, on the ground
Turn around
♪♫♬

We're all just a 2-D hologram anyway, man.

Oh, great. It's all fun and games until the Platonists join in.

Next up: "Fucking magnets, how do they work?"

I had a bad case of oblate spheroids not too long ago. A little topical cream cleared it right up!

In my case, only once. I hated that "just been poisoned" feeling I used to get for the first half-hour.

That's admirable, but it doesn't address the culture at large on those campuses. Does Bob Jones still discourage interracial dating? How will these students be prepared for the outside world if they spend their formative years in an environment that prohibits anything which might deviate from an…

Saint Roger

Tell me places like Liberty, Baylor and Bob Jones University aren't safe spaces for straight, predominantly white Christian kids who don't want to interact with anyone who thinks, looks or prays differently than they do. Funny how those schools are spared from scrutiny by the free-speechers.

"A Going Concern" is not only in my personal top 3 from S2, but it's probably my favorite "Archer" episode ever.

Was that translated from the original 4chan?

So, quasi-incestuous, then?