How did you manage to die before finishing your sentence but AFTER posting it? Did you land face first on the mouse? I need answers, damn it!

More like 20, if you can believe it. I bought their book "The Big Show" the week it came out. In 1996.

It's Always Sunniphiliadelphia

My balls literally reek of etiquette.

Check, please!

Would you settle for two wisecracking gay men who live together in London? Because if so, may I recommend "Vicious?"

I have a nine-year-old son at home who will testify under oath that, yes, it most certainly does fucking matter.

Trump don't work 'cause his daddy left him money!

Hey, if Al Gore can invent the Internet, surely Trump can muster the brainpower to coin a phrase!

Hendricks is amazing. I'll drink the bastard neat.

All of a sudden I'm getting kind of thirsty.

Ah, gin and tonic: my go-to drink for wedding receptions. A little twist of lime, please, and I'll see you again in 20 minutes, barkeep.

Reapin' souls like a motherfuckin' killa, bruh
Now my crib has got a view of the Basilica

Bless yourself before you mess yourself

DIES IRAE

Rap Alias: Pontif-X

When I say "Dominus," you say "vobiscum"…

About that line: near the end of the story Fury teases Cap about it, and Cap basically admits it was a dumb thing to say in retrospect.

Seconded. "Red Son" is not just one of my favorite "alternate universe" Superman comics, but one of my favorite comics ever.

"Hey Sophocles, you know what *I* call a 'tragedy?' Spending three drachmas to watch this crap!"