Surly!

Simpsons did it!

I thought Scotty was murdered by Captain Obvious?

Any chance I might see Johnny Cash as a Force Ghost?

Cut to Rey punching slabs of meat in a warehouse.

THANK YOU. That was the exact same impression I got.

Does that mean Ray Gillette is a Jedi?

Brain Clamage

The Division Shell

Awww, Cyberneddly Teddly!

I wish I had more hands, so I could give this news four thumbs down.

FUCK YOUR COUCH, HEAVEN!

Was it "Whammer Jammer?"

WHAT'S IN THE VOIIIIIIIID?!?

Hmm — what? I'm sorry, I wasn't paying attention.

You know the old saying, "A bird in the face is worth two free passes."

ALL HAIL DUKE
DUKE IS LIFE
ALL HAIL DUKE
DUKE IS LIFE
ALL HAIL *CRUNCH*
*CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH*

Damn it, that would have been.

"To" is a preposition, "come" is a verb.

"I kid, I kid. But seriously, there's nothing wrong with velociraptors that a large asteroid can't fix."