"Hey God, nice place you got here. Pearly gates, fluffy clouds, harps everywhere. Did you and Liberace use the same decorator? Huh. No wonder you never got married!"

Take my wife, please!

Heh heh, "Shazam."

PILE!

Thank you for the "Bojack" reference! I couldn't remember how it went but I know Todd said it.

She'll leave when she's good and ready!

I don't want no part of your tight-ass health care bill, ya freak bitch!

Take to the sea*!

What if there really was a Rapture and we were all left behind?

Are you one of those Annihilationists my Catholic parents warned me about?

And therefore never send to know for whom the gong tolls; it tolls for thee.

A cromulent point!

"Stamper’s personal epiphany with “irregardless” is the epitome of descriptivist lexicography…."

I try to avoid that particular minefield by singing her last name to the "SEGA" jingle.

"Now, just imagine you're weightless, in the middle of the ocean, surrounded by tiny little seahorses."

I would watch Ruth Negga read the phone book.

"Encounter at Far-Out Point"

"To boldly grow what no one has grown before."

It's when you light your J off the warp core.

Puffessor X?