Resistance is… uh… wait a minute….

I was going to attack to Borg, but then I got high
I was going to be my friend's cha'Dich, but then I got high
Now we're lost in space, and I know why, yeah yeah
Because I got high, because I got high, because I got hiiiiiiiiiigh….

"Here — finish this off, Ian."
"I'm good, seriously, Patrick. It's all yours."
"Come on, don't be a wimp. Here!"
"YOU SHALL NOT PASS."

And fish fuck in it.

Then bring me his non-Union Mexican equivalent!

But his Confederate flag-patterned rug really tied the room together.

"You're Having My (Anchor) Baby," by Paul Anchor

"78 RPM or GTFO," that's my motto!

Neither has anyone else, I'd reckon.

"The President Has Mustard On His Chin"

Spilling a few beers on it should increase the surface friction quite nicely.

…Said no one to me during a game of Cornhole, ever.

"Luke, you put down your Solo cup. What's wrong?"
"Nothing, I'm alright. Just need a refill."

"OK, we're up 20-19. Your turn."
"Uh, can I go pee first? I don't want to risk giving them the lead."
"Evacuate? In our moment of triumph? I think you overestimate their chances."

Amen. There were a few regrettable encounters in my past when certain shots may have "impacted on the surface," if you catch my drift.

"Several bean bags have broken off from the main group. Come with me!"

Are you threatening me?

I'm surprised Ireland didn't make the travel ban list, given its history with religion-based terrorist attacks against the UK and all.

Starring John Goodman as Walter Sobchak, Sr.:

That's what I've been scrolling down to read!