Lighten up, Ishmael.

Trump don't want no help, Trump don't get no help!

I did not see this already posted, but since he said it more than once I think I got away with it!

I just want to tell you good luck; we're all counting on you.

I also like to add to the end of any novel, "And that's when the CHUDs got me."

"On an exceptionally hot evening early in July a young man came out of the garret in which he lodged in S. Place and walked slowly, as though in hesitation, towards K. bridge. And then the murders began."

Mrs. Haversham rushed to her seat, almost out of breath, and said to the assembled guests, "Thank you all for being so patient awaiting my arrival to begin the murders!"

And then the murders began.

Great, an "in bed" for a whole new group of dorks… in bed!

"In the beginning when God created the heavens and the earth, the earth was a formless void and darkness covered the face of the deep, while a wind from God swept over the face of the waters.

Not until someone claims to hold a degree from Buttfuckers Institute.

Do they offer scholarships, or Groupons?

Doesn't say much about the other 40, does it?

Would Outback University count as studying abroad?

That's the great thing about fluffers: They help you work hard.

"This steak still has marks from where the jockey was hitting it!"

Grand Moff Holmes?

What, no love for Jeremy Brett?

The Days Run Away Like Wild Horses Up The Escalators

"Lurker, is this how we get angry comments?"