Dude you picked the wrong guy

well not for nothing

YET

“Slight error”?

Well I hope in hindsight she has realized what she should have done is go directly to a Seattle police station and reported an attempted rape and then immediately contact the local media, say a news Radio station and get it out there asap before these 2 fucking scumbags left town

Nah wouldn’t need it

No

Born and bred in Manhattan I have to say and many would agree with me the fact is it would be great if Manhattan was walled in and had a retractable dome over it and you need a visa to visit

yesh and you dont have to hypnotize yourself into drinking those fucking GOD AWFUL smoothies

NICE

beat me to it lol

you kidding??

She is a lying bitch

THIS IS ONE OF THE GREATEST THINGS I HAVE EVER SEEN ON THE INTERNET!!!!!

Yeah I know all that as well

One of the reasons given food prices have risen sharply in the past 10 years was because of increased transportation costs = fuel

Hire a reputable money manager

I havent had a glass of milk since I was 7 years old

“how did kids this young already become such monsters?”

I am a chef and a coparate situation I unfortunately started working for had this TOTALLY FUCKED UP and illegal system in place