Apparently we white women are still having a hard time believing that our fellow white women can be anti-feminist and racist. I've popped into my local women's march Facebook group yesterday and today and I'm blown away by the number of white women who still think we're all on the same team and want the same things.…

Or, you could make real shrimp and grits in 20 minutes, if you think the popcorn idea is nothing but a gimmicky extra step to appeal to shallow, Instagrammy, 20-somethings.

A recipe I saw once, might have been here, says to put your pasta in the pan and then JUST cover it all with COLD water. Bring to a boil, then to Al Dente. The remaining water is probably close to the right amount, and loaded with the starch.

Why do you think many people can’t get sick from one person with millions of germs on their hands handling/preparing food they all ate? Especially if the food was left to sit between prep and eating, and the virus was able to multiply? There are tons of outbreaks of nasty viruses and bacteria that are traced back to…

This list kinda hurts my bat filled soul.

That’s like every Dunkin Donuts in New England after 10 p.m.

Whereas if I got unintentionally Snoop-Dog-Level high before appearing at a televised roast, my whole set would be me crying and asking ‘AM I UNHINGED FROM TIME? IS THIS NOW? WHEN IS LATER? STOP LOOKING AT ME!”

layering ravioli?

Oh its physical. I physically cry when I lose money.

I am disappointed with me because I clicked.

Back when I was an unemployed, shiftless weirdo living in Chicago, my regular Tuesday routine would be to go down to the MOCA (still free on Tuesdays, I believe) and look at shit while listening to YHF. Good, weird, sad memories.

I’d go for ‘Jesus, Etc.’ / ‘Ashes of American Flags’ / ‘Heavy Metal Drummer’ off YHF.

That’s ‘Summer Teeth’ not ‘Being There’

Spumco: a name you can count on.

A Chinese man has divorced and sued his wife for £55,000 after discovering she’d had plastic surgery before they met.

So wait, you say people can’t sing along to a song because it contains a word they can’t say because they are a different color? That’s not racist? Sounds like banning a word for everyone is the solution.

I guess a bunch of ignorant people had the same reaction I did but didn’t have the decency to give her the benefit of the doubt.

Are you thinking sharks? ‘Cause I’m thinking sharks.

But apparently I’d hit too close to home, because he turned his back to me, the back of his head literally an inch from my face.

“I’m sorry, Jesus... aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh”