Your advice to the guy in the 3rd story was easily some of the best advice I have ever seen or heard ANYWHERE

Or you can melt the chocolate in a kitchen aid mixing bowl

Funny how nobody is calling me an idiot and questioning my cred now

They look like the are in charge of a coven and casting a spell

Lifehacker police??

????

Can you troll and chew gum at the same time??

I sincerely doubt you even KNOW what al dente really is supposed to be like

Ok douche

No I dont parboil my pasta

I am a Chef in Manhattan

Never tried it

well sorry yeah I am a professional chef and there are a lot things that are done that people think are “RIGHT” just because they read it in a book or because the “chef said so”

I am a pro chef and I have been cooking pasta like this for years

Per as usual if the genders were reversed nobody would give a flying fuck

If anyone really thinks the head honchos at the studios are going to pay any attention to this, well then you really are in La La Land

Yeah the parish priest at my church was a super cool guy

1000 PLATINUM STARS!!!

This is not really emo at all

The best people are not working for anyone