K, so it’s cool when white people bitch about black people moving into “their neighborhoods,” then? Got it.

There’s a truck that parks outside my office which plays a jingle I’m sure could get terrorists at Gitmo to give up their deepest darkest secrets.

I would imagine a much bigger problem in Austin is that you guys banned Uber because you’re insane and insist on living in the 20th Century instead of joining us in modern civilization.

Let’s be honest. You guys don’t care that she’s annoyed by the ice cream truck music. You care that she’s a white lady living in Harlem. Well, tough shit. It’s a packed city, and no neighborhood belongs to any one one race or group. White people can live in Harlem, straight people can live in the Village, black people…

It sucks that the Olympics always coincide with our presidential elections when everyone is already cocked and ready to fire off some outrage.

Everyone knows the best way to combat racial insensitivity towards black people is by insulting white guys.

Anyone else think this?

Trump or Clinton as president:

#LyinLitigator

Blah blah blah...white men...blah blah blah Republicans...blah blah blah guns

Yeah but the new stadium is called Suntrust Park. So see, the money still went to a park in Cobb County.

This is obviously horrible, but generally speaking, family court overwhelmingly favors women in divorce proceedings, especially with custody. It's not even close. Obviously this particular court fucked up big time.

1 person killed is too many, but let’s also be realistic. 1,000 in a year out of about 155 million women is extremely low. I mean, how many women kill their own children each year? Are we calling that an epidemic now too? Criticizing “toxic motherhood?” Statistically speaking you are extremely unlikely to be killed by…

I was left wing then I grew up. I’m still pretty “left wing,” on a variety of social issues. Mostly the ones like criminal justice reform and the War on Drugs that left wingers forget about as soon as it's politically expedient. But on economics, I grew up. I realized how practically and morally repugnant collectivist…

Or, why not be a busybody? If you don’t like fraternities, no big deal, don’t join one. But you can’t just stop people from freely associating. To the ends you’re trying to achieve, “getting rid,” of fraternities would actually hurt your cause. Fraternities actually began in secret to avoid the university moral…

Holtzclaw isn’t white. He’s Asian. It’s kind of hypocritical for biracial or biethnic people to be defined as white only after they do something horrible. Same thing happened with Zimmerman, a Hispanic man who would have been branded Hispanic had he been a victim, but is considered white because he was a villain.…

If “timid handjob,” was a person it'd be Joanna Rothkopf

Jordan Sargent has the single most punchable face I've ever seen.

Bobby Finger looks like he’s Ashley Feinberg’s pathetic battered boyfriend.

Well, that's one way to see 100 women naked.