Dude, you speak to my heart because sometimes I just want to eat some shit Domino's

you know the rust is totally worth the added expense. it's like, these trash cans have truly lived.

I feel like you could get something to a similar effect at a hardware store. Am I wrong in thinking this?

That is seriously the most brave thing I've ever heard.

Just saw this and ok. But its like my mom says regarding sex and pizza, and now I'm adding a provision for guac: when it's good it's amazing and when it's bad...it's still pretty good.

I will defend your right to eat Chipotle however you want with my LIFE, but girl seriously what the fuck is your problem.

Haha I am literally swine.

Before people come down here to be like "Ew why would you eat there? Chipotle isn't even real Mexican" like it hasn't been said on literally every other article about Chipotle: I live in San Diego, am an actual Mexican and I think Chipotle is fucking DELICIOUS. I acknowledge it isn't "authentic", but if I took pause…

some people think that filing bankruptcy someone demonstrates that very point...not sure how because up to that point operations had to be in the shitter to get to the point of filing bankruptcy. its not like businesses magically fail overnight and bankruptcy is a cure all for a bad business acumen. if he had filed…

like, one cannot deny that logic, if one has interest in throwing bloated orange gasoline on massive flames.

Can someone please tell me that someone who has filed bankruptcy more than once is being labeled as a good budgeter?

when you put it that way now i feel for the bird because i would legit put myself in mortal danger for a delicious meal.

i mean, to be fair if the bird was evolutionarily fit for survival it would probably avoid flying low by a freeway.

same dude, i get the hell away from people who appear to have too much stuff in the bed of their pickup truck

OHHHHH MY FUCKING GOOOOOOODDDDD

I feel like that is a very fitting definition, but it probably wouldn’t be limited to just libertarians. Just people who annoy me by pushing their politics in my face and telling me why I'm more "____" than I probably realize. Like, no I'm a democratic socialist not a tea party republican okay? (Was really told this…

oh my god, things flying through my windshield is my number one fear like i will speed unnecessarily to escape those trucks you see that are piled 2 stories high with every piece of furniture that the person who is driving owns because i fear a rock chair or refrigerator will just come loose from their bungee cords…

I don’t take issue with “male to female”. I take issue with adding females, as if an entire gender is some type of ingredient you can add to your party and say you're being progressive. Obviously ass fucking faggot is way more offensive, but I used it because I knew that the person I was responding to wouldn't bristle…

Even though it wouldn’t bother you, there are people who would be extremely offended at the thought, even those who aren’t gay because they can empathize what that must be like. Just because most things don’t offend you it doesn’t mean you get to tell people to chill out when things are offensive to them. And I agree…

Self-proclaimed libertarians love to tell other people they are actually libertarian too.