Seriously why would people think that anyone is trying to declare martial fucking law. My uncle said that he thinks Obama was trying to do this so he could throw out the constitution permanently. HOW FUCKING HIGH ARE YOU PEOPLE AND WHERE CAN I GET SOME.

Ughhhhhh, I was riding so high on the Shrkeli arrest.

Madonna is turning into Baby Jane :(

omg.

mayonnaise is gross. vegan mayonnaise is the fucking devil. whole fat greek yogurt is way better in place of both. COME AT ME.

The fact that he is calling them boobies proves he is not old enough to enjoy them like an adult would.

It is Tomatoface, google the name.

It's Tomatoface guys.

What is happening to her face here?

I would love to read the article on propublica but it is literally cut in half down the middle on my browser. anyone else having that issue?

I want to kiss his little nose and rub my face with his cute little ears

At least they didn’t pack the dildo and the toothbrush uncovered side by side

i would shave my head bald and superglue all the hair on my face like a fake beard for that sweet baby bear.

Ted Cruz should really avoid close up shots.

i was just thinking to myself, “politicians are so woefully underutilized these days, there really aren't enough issues to go around and keep them all busy." i mean, THANK GOD FOR THIS. wouldn't want lawmakers getting bored would we?

I refuse to believe he has blood pressure that low. He looks like a zit perpetually on the verge of popping, it has to be at least 160/120.

I was not allowed to have special edition Barbies because 5 year old me was more preoccupied with taking off all of her clothes, playing with her until her hair matted, cutting off all her hair myself and then discarding her with the other similarly loved Barbies.

That is way harsh, Tai

Yeah if you watched even 8 minutes of Nickelodeon you were consumed with your desire for Moon Boots. I speak from experience.

More than anything. But I think you probably could've lived without it before you discovered how to flick the bean.