oh you have one.

THIS IS MY NIGHTMARE, GIRL. GET A CABOODLE OR SOMETHING.

this dress is to fucking die for. DVF is a queen.

well yeah I mean if he lays across the bed horizontally that is like, 3 feet of space gone due to the extra long torso situation.

Just go to the Wikipedia page. The whole plot is there.

the people in the picture don't look like they've even considered the wild fuck like monkeys sex you and your sexual partner could have tossing each other around in a bed that size. what a waste.

My guess is that he wants her to take the kid to school so he doesn't have to.

I can't believe Trebek actually said it. It's like he hasn't even seen Saturday Night Live.

“Duuuuhhh me name Tom. Tom throw ball. Tom throw ball Gronk."

Trust me, you learn to deal. I quit Facebook like 3.5 years ago and I still maintain contact with all the friends I want to. Plus, no bullshit mis-informed political or medical advice. When you quit it feels like a massive weight is lifted off your shoulders.

Like, really I don’t give a shit tbh, but if she isn’t going to share that then can she please stop the oversharing regarding every other facet of her life? the pictures of John Legends ass were cute the first couple times but now its like, i get it your husband has a butt.

ooooh baby do you know what that's worth oooh hell is a place on eeearth

Is the third to last photo of his spanx collection?

it looks like dystopian futuristic prisoner in rags chic. not really getting the aesthetic tbh.

Aww, Shrayber you are making me cry at work. Staaahhhp.

WHY CAN'T I STAR YOU, IT LITERALLY KILLS ME

Cher might be the greatest political mind of our time tbh.

WHAAAAAATTTTTTT She is Marcelline? I DIE.